Sumali At Manalo Sa Sikatchupoy Si Buraot Contest! Anak ni Kulapo na pamangkin ni putakte, ang palad ko ay biglang nangate noong mabasa ko ang pacontest na are. Ito na ata ang pinakamatindi, sa dami ng papremyo totoo namang ikaw ay maririnde. Kaya ano pa ang itinatanga mo diyan, sumulat na ng entry at ang mga rumeyts mo ay sabihan upang sa pautot na ito ikaw ay magantimpalaan. Bago ko nga pala makalimutan, salubungin natin ng masigabong palakpakan, ang nagsimula ng napakagarbong pautot. Ito ay walang iba kundi si Buraot!
Ayon sa sabi-sabi si Buraot daw ay totoong napakagandang lalake kaya pala siya laging nakatalikod ay para daw iwas sa mga magagandang babae na gusto siyang makatabi! Sa hindi pa nakakakilala, ang taong ito ay tunay na napakakwela. Lahat ng storya sa blog niya ay siguradong mawiwili ka. Kahit sinkong kulot ay walang ligtas sa kanya, pati ang sasakyan niyang si Tagpi ay kanyang pinararampa. Akalain mong ang mini cooper ay pinatalon niya sa tulay na sa kabilang dulo ay kapos pala. Kundi dahil sa bulaklak ng saging malamang sa emergency room siya pupulutin! Itong sulat ko ay dine ko na tatapusin, basahin mo na laang ang iba pa niyang nilathala upang ikaw ay di mabitin. Kung hindi ka naman palarin sa SIKATCHUPOY SI BURAOT CONTEST ikaw ay malasin, huwag ka mag-alala dahil may libre kan tutpik sa akin!
Paalala: Si Buraot ay nagbabalik at handa na uling maghasik ng kaligayahan sa ating lahat!!! Bawal dine ang KANO pero pasok ang ilo-KANO! For Pinoy's and Pinay's bloggers only!
Ano ang kelangang gawin para makasali?
1. Kailangang pumili ka ng isa sa mga post o article dito sa site na Anak ni Kulapo na tinginin mo ay nakapagpa-laglag ng panti mo or brief mo kaya, o kaya naman ay nakapagbago ng buhay mo, o kaya naman ay naka-apekto sa yo in a profound way (di ko lam tagalog ng profound), o kaya naman ay nakapagpa-tulo ng sipon mo, o kaya din naman ay super cachupoy sa kakornihan. In short, kahit anong post dito na nakatawag ng pansin mo. Sabihin ang mala impaktong dahilan kung bakit mo napili ito.
Example:
“Dear Lolo Buraot, napili ko po ang iyong post na Powder o Lotion dahil nakapagbigay po ito ng patok na ideya para makapag-libang. Oks. Babu. ”
2. Ikabit ang link ng nasabing post 3. Bukod sa link ng nasabing post, kailangan mo ding i-mention na sumasali ka sa mala-cachupoy na pakulong ito. 4. Ikabit ang link ng site na ito gamit ang bagong url na www.anaknikulapo.com.
5. Pwede mong lagyan ng kahit na anong title ng post mo. Blaha ka nang mag-imbento. Pagtapos mong mai-post ang iyong entry, mag-iwan ng comment dito, para mai-tally ng mga board of judges. (ako yun)
Ang Premyo? Kelangan ba meron?(Nyehehhe. Joke lang.)
Pagsapit ng alas dose ng gabi empunto ng November 30, 2008, sarado na ang botohan. Bwena mano sa Disyembre, ay bobolahin na ng mga hurado (ako ulit yun) ang mga sumali. Within 3 to 5 days ay ipapaalam na natin kung sino ang mga wagi. Ang tatanghaling mga maswerteng mga nilalang ay makakakuha ng premyong sumusunod:
Grand Prize: 1. 3,000 entrecard credits at 2. Pumili ng isa sa mga sumusunod: a. Three hundred dollars, b. Tatlong daang dolyares, c. Tres syentos estados unidos dolyares, o d. Tatlong plastic balloon (used)
Second Prize: 1. 1, 000 entrecard credits at 2. Pumili sa mga sumusonod: a. One hundred dollars, b. One hundred pesos, c. Isang daang baku-bako, o d. None op da above
Third Prize: 1. 500 entrecard credits at 2. Pumili sa mga sumusunod: a. Fifty dollars, b. Singkwenta pesos, c. Limampung pirasong sinkong kulot, o d. Tenkyu mula kay BURAOT
Consolation Prize:(Kita mo naman sa pakontest, me consolation prize pa.)
Ang consolation prize ay mananalo ng $100.00 sa mapipili ni BURAOT na pinakamagandang post. Depende kung anong ganda, pwedeng pinaka-nakakatawa, pinaka-kyut, pinaka-korni at kung anumang post ang makakapag-palaglag ng brief ni BURAOT.
Last date of entry: 11:59 PM, November 30, 2008 PST (sori, kelangan oras dito sa aking hide-out and susundin)
Call of the Pharaoh is modelled after viral pyramid schemes, so the game was designed using a pyramid scheme algorithm and, in an effort to follow the pattern, was then made about being a pharaoh and building a pyramid. By requiring recruitment and cooperation, the game drives viral exposure and traffic. Call of the Pharaoh is compelling and innovative because it engages the entire community of Cellufun users and requires participation and communication from all parties in order for any one gamer to advance to a next level. The community aspect and pyramid scheme design of this game help it stand out from the rest."
Glu Mobile : My Hangman
My Hangman takes traditional hangman to all new level with exciting new twists. The much loved word game makes the jump to mobile complete with a suite of additions and customisable features for a personal hangman challenge. My Hangman includes over 1,000 word puzzles based on popular culture words and phrases; movies, pop music, sport - plus bonus mini-games between puzzles for extra power ups. It’s the ideal game for fun, casual game play. It’s compelling because it is a personalised mobile gaming experience. The player can customise their game using the phone’s camera to insert a friend (or enemy’s) face in the game as you try to crack the Hangman word puzzles.
Best Mobile Music Service
Omnifone : MusicStation
Omnifone is Europe's leading direct-to-mobile unlimited music download service provider. Partners include Vodafone, Telenor, 3 Hong Kong and Vodacom, all of whom have rolled out Omnifone's revolutionary subscription based mobile music service MusicStation, providing unlimited downloads direct to a wide range of industry standard music enabled handsets for a small weekly fee or bundled into price plans. Omnifone has 30 Mobile Network Operators engaged as MusicStation partners across Europe, Asia Pacific and Africa and has international licence agreements with all four major labels and many independents. For further information please visit; www.omnifone.com.
WiMAX enabled N810 Nokia has unveiled N810 mobile Internet tablet , which will be among few devices specially designed for a new high-speed wireless network WiMAX that Sprint Nextel Corp will launch this month. This version of the handheld device, has a 4.13-inch touch screen, and similar to the first N180, the new version will also work on Wi-Fi, a short-range Bluetooth enabled wireless technology.
The WiMax N810 will be available from Nokia's online store and its shops in New York and Chicago for $479. WiMax promises to blanket cities with mobile Web links thus enabling users to move outside Wi-Fi enabled hotspots besides being many times more faster than those offered by present communication technologies .Sprint has been seeking outside funding to expand WiMax beyond an initial three markets, Chicago, Baltimore and Washington and has promised to open the network to a wide array of devices, such as music players or cameras, which consumers could buy from any store. Nokia, in recent times ,has trailed Motorola Inc and Samsung Electronics in the United States as it has won little business with U.S. carriers, which tightly control the phones that work on their networks.okia But it seems that Nokia is confident that it would find a market for the N810 overseas even as WiMax market evolves more slowly than expected in the US.
BlackBerry Pearl 8120 Available from T-Mobile T-Mobile and RIM announced the availability of the BlackBerry Pearl 8120, a handset with the power of built-in Wi-Fi support. The newest Pearl provides consumers with a stylish way to stay connected by adding Wi-Fi connectivity for both voice and data as well as support for T-Mobile's HotSpot @Home™ service offering unlimited, nationwide calling over any Wi-Fi connection.
The BlackBerry Pearl 8120 builds on the success of the original BlackBerry Pearl 8100, while expanding its features to meet the growing needs of consumers. New features include:
* Wi-Fi support for both voice and data Updated visual interface with new font rendering technology and graphic enhancements
* Advanced media player with full-screen video playback, stereo Bluetooth® support and 3.5 mm stereo headphone jack.
* Ehanced SureType keyboard system with word completion, spell check and easier editing of misspelled words.
* 2-megapixel camera with video recorder
* An external microSD/SDHC memory card slot
* Support for High Speed USB for data transfers up to 10 MB/s.
The BlackBerry Pearl 8120 will be available April 14th.
Buying and selling of products through internet which uses advance networking technologies is called E-commerce. Ecommerce has gained popularity over the years as more and more people find the need to sell their products online to increase their sales. Ecommerce shopping cart software is used to enable you to sell your products to your target market worldwide with ease and simplicity of use that will surely satisfy your buyers and yourself as well. The main function of an online shopping cart is to keep track of the items selected by an online buyer and the total amount to be billed for checkout purpose.
If you are in the process of starting a new online retail business one of the more important decisions that you will make pertains to the type of shopping cart program that you end up purchasing. There are some independent websites in operation today that provide in depth evaluations of different types of shopping cart software programs that are available and on the market today.
The most popular shopping cart software is from AShopCommerce. This shopping cart software comes with a lot of great features, including the ability to enter multiple items at once and email all of your customers. It has a product database with an unlimited number of products.
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Modu Mobile Modu Mobile, an Israel-based company has developed the world’s smallest mobile phone. Known as the modular Modu phone system, this concept device claims to be user-friendly and weighs just 40.1g at 72mm x 37mm x 7.8mm. The Modu phone can be used as a standalone device or it can also be slotted into different cases or even into other specially developed technology.
Further, this miniscule mobile phone can also be fitted into different cases also referred to as ‘jackets’ which will allow consumers to enclose a slimmed down handset and then enclose it in an endless variety of modu jackets, reflecting their individual mood, personality and taste. Slotting the Modu into different jackets allows user to change what the device can do.
Features of the Modu Mobile concept phone include:
# Ability to send/receive SMS # Speaker # Bluetooth # MP3 Player # Minimum 1GB of storage # Can act as mass storage USB Flash Drive
Opera Mini Surfs on the Helio Ocean Opera, together with Helio, announced the first deployment of Opera Mini on a mobile service provider in the United States. As of today, Helio members can surf the Web with Opera Mini on their Ocean device with a specially-tailored version of the browser designed specifically for the handset.
Available as a downloadable application from Helio’s Web portal, Opera Mini is a perfect addition to the Helio Ocean, a sleek and powerful dual-slide device that offers an incredible breadth of functionality. Opera Mini makes browsing on the Ocean even more fun and addictive with an elegant desktop-like experience that lets the user dive into the page to access the content they want. At the same time, Opera Mini serves pages at lightning speed so it will not slow down the on-the-go mobile experience to which Helio members are accustomed. Opera Mini Surfs on the Helio Ocean
Nokia 800 Sapphire Arte The elegantly designed handset features 3G capabilities along with a 3.2 mega pixels auto-focus camera and a stunning OLED display. It has unique tap-for-time and turn-to-mute features while living wallpapers move organically through the day to give unique on-screen decoration.
Double-tapping the steel surface below the display makes an analogue clock appear -- indicating time in its most classic form. Incoming calls can be silenced on the phone inconspicuously -- by simply turning over the phone, screen-side down. The Sapphire Arte comes with Nokia's new anti-fingerprint coating, which reduces smudges on metal and glass. Besides, unsightly outer seams are hidden with an all-in-one microUSB connector.
Samsung SGH-i550 With Wi-Fi Connectivity Samsung has announced SGH-i550 few moths ago, very well equipped S60 phone with lot of handy features packed into candybar form factor but unfortunately without the Wi-Fi connectivity.
Now SGH-i550 got even better, Samsung has recently started shipping a new updated i550w version for Asian and Middle Eastern markets, which also includes Wi-Fi connectivity.
Nokia 7500 Prism Nokia 7500 Prism is dressed in black and has a body made of plastic with only a few metal details. Except for parts of the back and the sides, where matt plastic was used, most of the handset's body is shiny, which sadly makes fingerprints an inevitable burden. The device stands at 109 x 44 x 14 mm with a volume of 70 cc and weight of mere 83 g. Overall the construction quality is good and there were no creaks or other disturbing sounds during our test. It does feel good in hand but cleaning your Nokia 7500 is a fulltime job, as every touch on the shiny plastic results in a fingerprint. Full Specification:
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Buying Unlocked GSM Phones
There are many reasons why people buy phones locked by phone network operators, but the chief one is that customers are being misled on many different levels. The network operators build up myths which protect their own position of power over which phones are sold and how those phones can be used. In areas like the United States where carriers offer free or deeply discounted phones with cell plans, the phones are commonly locked so that they will not work with other carriers. But if you have unlocked mobile then you can use your phone on any network with any SIM card and you can save roaming charges.
Purchasing an unlocked mobile phone online provides more options than ever before. The best part is that online shops provide you with the best deals in relation to shops. And you could get incredible discounts, free gifts, and special offers and you may get as much from them. There are many online shops on the web and one of the leading online retailer of mobile devices in North America and the United Kingdom is PureMobile.
PureMobile offers a fast, easy and convenient way to buy unlocked mobile phones, mobile accessories, the best offers mobile offers cash back, etc. You can find all the popular unlocked mobile phones such as iPhone, htc touch, lg cell phone . You can compare features and prices of various brands and models of mobile phones. All you have to do is to browse PureMobile's product catalog and simply add the items your wish to purchase in your Shopping Cart. Once you are done shopping and browsing their products, all you need to do is access your Shopping Cart and checkout with the items you currently have in your cart. Choose the method of shipment, payment method and confirm your order, then your purchase is done.
Sony Ericsson W960 Sony Ericsson W960 is aptly the big gun in the Sony Ericsson portfolio of music-centered handsets. Gifted with the scorching 8GB of storage space and a large touchscreen TFT display, a 3-megapixel camera, Wi-Fi and 3G capabilities, the W960 easily stands out in the Walkman crowd. Powered by the Symbian OS and UIQ user interface, it delivers one-of-a-kind Walkman experience with rich fullscreen visualizations and advanced track filtering. All this is enough to have us drooling over the specs sheet, eager to get our hands on this smarty Walkman and see what it's made of.
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N78 The N78 is quad-band GSM and dual band WCDMA (900/2100MHz) with HSDPA. For the first time, Nokia announced a US variant (WCDMA 850/1900 Mhz) at launch and it is expected to be available a few weeks after the world version. The N78 also has WiFi (802.11b/g), Bluetooth and USB (high speed and mass storage profile supported) for local connectivity. The N78 is notably thinner and lighter (102g) than the N73 (110 x 49 x 19 mm, 116g), which is reflected in the overall volume (76.5 versus 89.1 cc) and consequently the N78 feels smaller in the hand.
The overall design of the N78 has similarities to the N81 and N96 – flat (black) plastics on the front, with silver-gray plastic sides and coloured ‘adzed-patterned’ plastics on the back. These designs have a fashion consciousness about them and move further way away from the utilitarian designs of some of the early Nseries, which were dominated by rounded beige and grey plastics. Fingerprints can be a bit of an issue with shiny black plastics, but the N78s at MWC, which were being handled by hundreds of people, weren’t anything like as bad as I expected – especially compared to the N81 or N76 at similar events. First impressions are somewhat deceptive with the N78 - looking at images of the N78, some may assume that usability is being subsumed by design, but this really isn’t the case. With the possible exception of the camera slide, a contentious area in itself, I found the N78 the equal or the superior of the N73 in every area.
The front of the device is divided between the 2.4 inch QVGA screen (bright and crisp) and the keys. The layout of candybar form factor phones are always a compromise between these two elements; the N78 manages this well and passes the crucial balanced-in-the-hand test even when using the bottom row of number keys.
The number key rows are divided by small ridges, but the keys themselves are flush with the surface. Despite appearances, the keys are very usable, with good tactile feedback; there’s just enough 'give' in the plastic surface and there’s a separate dome for each key, which gives a very distinct up and down sensation. Nokia knows how important an area this is and in user testing the N78 keypad has equalled the performance of the N73 in terms of speed of input and frequency of errors.
3.15 MP, 2048x1536 pixels, autofocus, Carl Zeiss optics, video(VGA 15fps), flash; secondary CIF videocall camera
- Built-in GPS receiver - A-GPS support - Java MIDP 2.0 - MP3/M4A/AAC/eAAC+/WMA player - Stereo FM radio - FM transmitter - 3.5 mm audio output jack - Push to Talk - Voice command/dial - PIM including calendar, to-do list and printing - Document viewer - T9 - Photo/video editor - Integrated handsfree
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MiTAC Mio C728 Digi-Walker The Mio C728 has a huge 7-inch widescreen and the usual audio video capabilities. Should be nice to hang and watch your favorite movie, oh, and maybe navigate too. The unit comes with the super slim look of the recent Mio C520 units, and the split screen navigation. Nicely enough the Mio C728 also comes with build in TMC traffic, a nice addition to the package.
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