Blog of Sexy Munro, escort, among other things

Ive just closed the latest survey on EliteEscorts …

Blokes, do you like to receive a massage as part of a booking?

This survey was started at around the same time debate on the matter was raging on the forum. Those within that debate who claimed girls only use massage a a time killer…can stick it up your fannies .

No - 13 %

Yes - 39 %

Sometimes - 10 %

Only if its good - 21 %

I prefer to give - 12 %

Its up to her - 4 %

In summary…girls offer massage because this is what the majority either wants, possibly wants or doesnt mind either way . And look at all the votes “Prefer to Give” got? Gotta love this business. Any ideas for the next survey?

Another anniversary rolls around…12 months already since my last Website Anniversary Post and three years since it all began. 3 years?!#?! Ive been reminiscing, going through my Web design archives, and 3 years is no surprise in fact . I have as many sites in my archives as I do online! Its a thrill, though I cringe at the thought of time invested (and nights on the town forfeited in the process).

Reality is I’ve now got a skill. Not one that I set out to achieve as part of any great plan…it has just evolved. If I’d studied it would have cost me the same plus a student loan!

Speaking of time…to the left is a timeline of some degree. Some memories from my archives folder, some horrors, some triumphs! I could add another half dozen but I’d rather not put myself through it. Ironically, with this anniversary Ive launched my new EIB Control Central, administration area for those who get webdesign or hosting from me. Time has come to take it all more seriously….and I’m happy to.

I’m also giving thought to how much has changed; my head, my attitudes, my focus. If I had to describe this industry in one word…roller coaster. Well yes, two words. It is perpetual. I haven’t decided yet whether this is good or bad but, I’m still here. Three years down and the idea of moving to other pastures is still inconceivable.

Occasionally I do dream of a white picket fence. I dream of a camel trek across the middle of Australia. I get frustrated that life is so short! That my goals within this industry are so big…and how can I possibly do this and all else on my list in the same lifetime? The length of the Nile on a raft. Walk the Appalachian trail. Save Moon Bears in China and become a world famous erotic photographer. Street girls in Thailand are also on my “one day” list along with a Chateau in France and kayaking the full coast of New Zealand.

I don’t know what’s worse? Having too much to do or not enough. Too much means Im destined to look back on life and not feel finished. That could be by greatest horror.

So, here’s my plan:

31-40 years old - Sex Industry / Webdesign / Photography

40-45 years old - Thailand Sex Industry / Photography

45-46 years old - Appalachian Trail

46-49 years old - Study Architecture

49-50 years old - Nile Raft or Camels in Oz

51-56 years old - Moon Bears / Photography

56-62 years old - Chateau in France / Photography

62-63 years old - Kayak New Zealand

63 - Till the End…

I’ve known where I wanted to end up since I was a child. To this day I can picture it perfectly and it hasn’t changed. 40 + acres in New Zealand; some bush, mostly pasture, creeks and hopefully a waterfall. It will have a reasonably big house. A “lived in” house and dearly loved…not one of this ultra modern, “looks like the one next door", stale, characterless boxes with no stories to tell. I really like straw bale houses.

I will have a lake which grows trout.
A parking ground for families in mobile homes.
Workshops for anything anyone wanted to turn their hand to.
I will have wind, water and solar power.
Vegetable gardens for days.
A spa pool.
Huge outdoor bbq and oven.
Horses, livestock, dogs, cats and birds of all description.
I will breed Rosellas for release into the wild.
I will have self contained sleepouts.
Anyone will be welcome.
Everyone will be welcome.
They can come for a day or a year.

40 acres of safe space for anyone who needs it.

How exactly I have and raise a family amongst all of this I don’t know and, unfortunately, teaching in Africa and being a jockey may miss out. I will however squeeze in a beer in Ireland and mutiple orgasms!

Oh shit, I forgot sailing the world. Can I study Architecture and sail at the same time?

These ladies are campaigning for the legalisation of prostitution in Brittain. They found their perfect model Brothels in NZ! Bonton in Wellington and Purely Blue in Auckland.

Congratulations to these two establishments! Fantastic. Purely Blue I was very aware of before it arrived in New Zealand so no surprises for me there. Id like to think that gents with itches to scratch will show their support…encourage a job well done so to speak.

I realise it’s perhaps a little bit scary visiting an establishment where the woman have right of refusal. Unfortunately, all too many prefer their woman a little more desperate.

Far from all though, so, for those of you with balls, and an interest in the standards of this great business…go get that itch scratched .

Good work New Zealand, once again. Now all we need to do it get the rates higher!

I’d like to introduce Derick. He has offered his services to Auckland Escorts as driver / security. Auckland could use a reliable service like this so I really hope it goes well for him. Nice guy! He put this together for you.

Hi folks, my name is Derick.

I’m 26 yo and stand about 6′1. I used to drive for friends who were Escorts in Wellington. They have since moved overseas so I’m looking to get back into driving and security for others. Friends have always said I’m the protective one of the crowd but I’m also gentle natured so I guess it’s the best of both worlds. I will look out for you without intimidating your clients! I’m fully committed to providing an excellent service.

I am based in Auckland’s CBD but available anywhere shown within the map below for a flat rate of only $40.00. For this I collect you from home, drop you at your appointment and collect you afterwards. I can also walk you to the door and collect your money for safe keeping. I’m happy to remain waiting outside for $10 per hour (1 hour minimum). Areas outside this map are negotiable.

I am normally operating 24/7 on call and will endeavour to reach you within 20 minutes. Availability will depend on other jobs at the time. Notice is appreciated where possible.

I suggest meeting for a coffee before I start driving for you, just so you know who I am and what I’m about. I have a loving girlfriend and will let nothing get in the way of that. You can trust me. Discretion is guaranteed and your rules will be adhered to!

To contact me at any stage please either email or call:

Email - offsite.dispatch@gmail.com

Phone - 021 2501379.

The recent expansion of my availability for both Gentlemen and Webdesign to OZ is now officially operational. Im all set having opened a bank account in Melbourne, got myself a phone number and made other enquiries. I’ll effectively be running (legitimate) business in two countries. STYLY. My OZ phone number still needs a little work after arriving back here and discovering that roaming needs to be activated in store…Australian store specifically …but it’s on the way. Im excited. Once again its great to bring ideas that have been rattling around to life. I may make some dent in the list after-all .

Im going to leave you with this below from MrOmom. He’s just emailed it to me. A photography enthusiast (with some great work to show for it) he asked if I’d mind being model while he tried his hand at some nudes. Was my pleasure. This was taken in our Hotel bedroom and a fantastic effort for a first time. Particularly for someone who has primarily focussed on landscapes and macro’s. Thanks MrOmom x

Rocking along just nicely. Christchurch trip became 3 weeks, had one week back in Northland followed by Melbourne for 10 days. Spent a few days in Auckland before coming North yesterday. It is serious gumboot territory up here…tall ones. Wonderful. James aside the highlight for me in Christchurch was snow! Freaky cold but a real thrill. I spent an afternoon somewhat mesmerised watching it fall. Melbourne was great. I love Melbourne. My first stop was a hotel overlooking the Yarra River and Southbank. Myself and MrOmom, my company for a few days, both with Nikon cameras (his decidedly bigger than mine) and almost always something going on to look at. Eight hot air balloons floated past on our first morning! A great trip, productive and trains didn’t deliver me to unintended destinations. Christchurch snow below and our view of Southbank the next pic down. This doesn’t do justice. I have a few more of both places for my photoblog.

Plan of attack henceforth. I have a BACKLOG of emails to get up to date with after 6 weeks of intermittent internet and an unhealthy computer…which bit the dust earlier this week. I now have a new one. After nearly 3 years of spending MANY, MANY hours together Ursula Asus is being retired and Maggie, an AcerTM6292, is being welcomed to the family. Ursula will go down in my history as ‘where it all began’. Lots of happy memories and I’m a little sad. Maggie is a delight however, a fraction of the weight, and came with a 22″ LCD for when I’m wanting to see things more clearly. We have travel in mind and she’s perfect for the job! The beginning of a new relationship. More news but i’ll save it for next post.

Speaking of relationships…I had my Tarot cards read in Melbourne. Not something I’ve done before and was a tickle nervous. Apparently my outlook couldn’t be better. Apparently I’m on exactly the right track in every aspect of my life! Who’d have thought? Tarot reader did however threaten a relationship on the horizon…much to my horror. She added a “whether you like it or not” and said “yes, you’ll resist but eventually give in". Apparently we’ll be onto a very good thing.

Also apparently, I have a business partner of sorts on the way. She told me his star sign, I pointed out I don’t normally get along so well with those, she’s assured me this one is lovely. Apparently he’s going to teach me how to turn all my ideas into actual money. EXCELLENT. Presumably I’ll learn how to take advice somewhere between now and then . More than anything she talked about BIG change coming.

“What’s new?” I thought.

“Perhaps the big change is stability?” my Aunty offered.

Surely not. The lady said I was on the right track.

Edit: ignore this, it’s back up…“Just to let people know my sexymunro.com site is down, apparently there was a fire in a transformer in Houston. Fabulous. I can be contacted via the contact link at the top of this blog in the meantime.”

8 degrees here in Christchurch. I had the happiest chap Taxi driver I believe I’ve ever had. Good start. Hotel room is older than I wanted and only has 4 piddly longlife milks. Barely enough for one coffee. Longlife milk in Hotels is just wrong. Pleased to be here though.

New look, new services, new ideas and I figured out tabless CSS and strict XHTML in the process! The world is never going to be the same again. I even feel sexier now! And now I’m getting carried away…which has been happening a bit lately . Here she is:

EIB, Escorts in Business:

Escorts 101 . Resources . Web Design . Escort Blogs . Photoshop . Web Hosting . Erotic Photography

Seriously though, Im a bit proud of myself. Has been a huge job, 23 pages with more on the way and most requiring serious thought. I’m brain fried and my hair needs a brush! So much of my life is spent having ideas, SO MUCH, majority to be filed in the “one day basket” or “when opportunity presents". It feels great to finally get them, some of them, on paper. It also feels great to officially feel confident enough in what I know about this business to be able to say out loud “I can help you!” An interesting place to be after all of this time. Certainly taking some processing energy in my head. Officially putting a value on some of what I can offer is a pretty serious head **** for me too. “Morality” is enjoying its share of energetic debate among other things. Fortunately I love a good debate!

I’ll tell you about it all one day. Nothing terribly interesting to anyone bar myself but hopefully you’ll bare with me. I don’t have time tonight though. Big day tomorrow…with hot night in the planning…and flight to Christchurch to get ready for on Monday. I’ll have my first few days to myself before James arrives on the scene, in all his glorious glory, on Thursday. I haven’t seen him since New Years…too long.

Adios for the moment…you sexy beast you.
(Happy first day of Winter! x)