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Teeth Maestro: Karachi: Protest against the Israeli Apartheid and Attack on Gaza

*******CALL OUT TO ALL CITIZENS OF KARACHI******

While Olmert claims to be considering peace agreements and a truce, ” The Israeli military has received the green signal to continue its apartheid and murderous assault on the citizens of Gaza. More than 700 Palestinians have been murdered and more than 3,000 seriously wounded. Gaza’s hospitals are overflowing with patients and have virtually no medicine left. Power, water and sewage systems are no longer functioning, and food supplies are gone in many areas. The people of Gaza are suffering a humanitarian disaster of unspeakable proportions.

Come PROTEST the ISRAELI APARTHEID and ATTACK on GAZA in a Peace Rally on Date: 10th, January, 2008
Time: 3:00 PM
Venue: Press Club to Regal Chowk

**Bring a white flag, a Kafia or just wear to show Solidarity with the Palestinians**

Organized by Citizens Against War - A Coalition for Peace

Copyright © 2009 Teeth Maestro. Teeth Maestro blog content is controlled under a Creative Commons 3.0 - Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence Any violations can be reported to teethmaestro+nocopy@gmail.com so we can follow it up more carefully.

Cosmopolistan: Proudly Presenting: The 14th Annual (Everyone’s a) Critics’ Choice Awards!
2009 has officially ushered in the award season (The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and the fashion faux pas* that ensue) with the 14th Critics’ Choice Awards, handed out on the 8th of January.

Movie-buffs must have already checked out the winners’ list. Fanatics/know-it-alls must have committed each chart to memory.

However, for those who really couldn’t give a toss about who won, but want to check out the ‘it-films’ to purchase from Illusions/download the torrents of; movies with greater IQ level than say, a Marley & Me, or a Beverly Hills Chihuahua, click here.

For all you testosterone-filled teenagers who couldn’t get enough of him last year, and who only want one thing from us girls:

Yes, Heath Ledger won the Best Supporting Actor trophy for his performance in The Dark Knight. You may now close this browser and start ~~wanking~~jumping with joy.

Some interesting observations we made:

Underdog Slumdog Millionaire led the field with five awards – however, we contest its win for Best Picture and Best Director. Wall-E should have won Best Picture! Before you open that mouth to protest, answer this: have you even seen Wall-E?

However, even Wall-E’s nomination is a sign of changing times. The only other animated film to be nominated in the Best Picture category (The Academy Awards) was 1992’s Beauty and the Beast. Which, come to think of it, should have won too.

Danny Boyle, you were brilliant and all, but seriously: there’s no match for director David Fincher’s craftsmanship in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

A tie for the Best Actress win? Why not just go ahead and give everyone a sodding award then. (We love you, Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep!)

A.R. Rehman wins Best Composer for his sublime work in Slumdog Millionaire! Took you long enough to recognize genius, guys.
Why in the name of all that is Holy was “Another Way to Die” (read: insipid Bond song for an equally insipid Bond movie) even nominated in the Best Song category?

*And speaking of fashion faux pas: Sarah Silverman, we love you (especially for giving us: I'm fuc*ing Matt Damon) but what the hell is this,
Anne Hathaway = Cruella de Vil hangover,
Marisa Tomei, because she can-can-can't,
The usually classy Katy Perry, in a lingerie ad gone wrong,
Kristen Bell, voice behind 'Gossip Girl'/Elle Bishop from 'Heroes,' looking like a leftover from a trashy Paris Hilton party, (Not convinced? Check this one out)
Oh sweet Jesus what is this?!
But the one that takes the cake and is posted below:

Oh, Angelina: we practically worship you - but you look like a bedsheet. The world's most beautiful woman: a bedsheet.

Did we hear the collective breaking of a million hearts?

Thought so.

Lahore Metblogs: 4 blasts@Mall Road and one@Ferozpur Road

During last two hours, Lahore experienced four blasts near Alflah building on Mall Road and the recent, fifth blast is just heard near Tamaseel Theatre on Ferozpur Road. Investigations are going on and most of blasts are considered a result of “crackers” as they were not so powerful. Media is airing live footage, playing a vital role to inform public.
I find so much rage against these terrorist activities, even if it is for harassment by antisocial elements. It is happening right after first ten days of month of Muharram, when security measures seemed bit relaxed. I request LMB readers to pray for peace and serenity, that is all we can do right away (yeah, feeling helpless).

Teeth Maestro: Clearance Sale for Hilal-e-Quaid-e-Azam

Pakistan’s second highest civil award is on clearance sale. Any one who has done or not done any good to Pakistan is welcome to apply. Nationality, status, gender, position, or contribution to any cause is not a criterion. All you need is to appear at the President House, preferably wearing a suit, and be able to stay in close proximity of our President for about five minutes. Your satisfaction is assured through our no risk, no-questions-asked, money-back guarantee.

If for any reason, you aren’t thrilled or satisfied with your medal, we shall be happy to replace this with any other medal of your choice. More than one medals can be considered for individuals assuring continued drone attacks.

Two or more from the same organisation are entitled to 10% discount. Special discounts available for US citizens.

Contact:

R Malik
Advisor for Ulterior Affairs

Information Cell: List of software coding, developing webpages

Which one is the best? No one can argue, every one has his/her own taste. And all the software’s that allows web development have their advantages and disadvantages. So which one to choose? That’s a question that you have to answer. Often professionals recommended trying as many compilers as possible, why? There is a [...]

Ayesha’s Blog: Blood Camp: Some more details

Alright, after some working we have managed to get one more facility at the camp from Fatimid Foundation and that is HB Electrophoresis test!!!

Many people would know that when you donate blood at Fatimid you get tested for Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, HIV, Syphilis and Malarial parasite and that also for free!

And now you can get yourself tested for Thalassemia Gene (HB Electrophoresis Test) at the camp for just Rs. 300 only!

This test cost 1100/- in Aga Khan, 900/- in The Lab, and I don’t know about other laboratories.

So are you going to take the advantage of this offer or not?

My family is tested for Thalassemia, is yours?

-Ayesha

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PakSatire.Com: Asif Ali Zardari V/s Man Mohan Singh Boxing Match

Asif Ali Zardari V/s Man mohan singh Boxing Match

Ok, this is going to be the next PakSatire animation which will be made available after getting a few comments/contributions to this page by our visitors.

So what do you think? Do you want them to beat the hell out of each other ? or stop this nonsense at once?

Do you see anyone who can help stop this fight from even happening?

Here is the link to a facebook event of this fight.

Please invite your friends to this event to help me come up of some creative way to stop this fight. at least on internet.

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Ammar-3Sixty!: How we support Israel every hour, every day!
We, Muslims, are estimated at around 1.84 billion in number on the face of this planet. Yet, we are undoubtedly the most oppressed and persecuted of people. Not because we are helpless - but because we refuse to help ourselves. We forgot our religion and its values a long long time back - we limited [...]

Karachi Metblogs: Need phone number of any resturant for Order?

Enough busy because of coming deadline? or don’t want to drive few kilometers in order to save fuel? …. just make a call to your favorite restaurant for home/office delivery of your order! but … what? You don’t have phone number of your favorite restaurant?

Wait… Don’t worry! Karachi Metro is for you. Karachi Metro is a place where you can find phone numbers of popular spots in Karachi. Filter restaurants into different categories by a simple click. You can also find menus of different restaurant to find your favorite meal.

Five Rupees: George Bush’s Biggest Fiasco?
Doonesbury at Slate is holding a poll to ascertain George Bush’s biggest fiasco. There are three options:

A) Iraq;

B) Katrina; and

C) The Economy

Iraq currently leads with 82% of the votes, followed by The Economy with 13%, and Katrina with 4%.

Bush’s failures in Iraq and his inability to stem the economic collapse will certainly haunt us for decades but Bush’s inability to act after Hurricane Katrina and his reliance on incapable stooges (anyone remember 'Brownie'?) directly cost American civilians their lives and their livelihoods, which is why Katrina got my vote.

What would you vote for?

Behind the Chairman’s Door: A Great Letter

I found this letter on the Washington Post website and thought that it gives great understanding of why the US was the only member of the UN Security Council to abstain from the vote for a ceasefire yesterday:

In November, The Post accurately described the Mumbai attacks as a massacre [editorial, Nov. 29]. Last week, you reported the killing of nine people by a man dressed as Santa Claus ["Grim Details Surface in Calif. Massacre," news story, Dec. 27].

Then there was the Dec. 29 news story in which you rightly said that Ugandan rebels “massacred” 189 people in their country. And you reported in great detail the massacre of 32 students and teachers at Virginia Tech in 2007. Yet, when more than 200 people died in the Gaza Strip on the first day of one of the bloodiest confrontations in the history of modern Middle East conflict, you reported at the top of the front page on Dec. 28, “Israeli Warplanes Pound Gaza.”

So when is a massacre not a massacre? Apparently when the victims are Palestinian.

– Susan Kerin

Thank you for pointing out again for the biased US media what the Palestinians have been screaming for decades.

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Behind the Chairman’s Door: A Great Letter

So when is a massacre not a massacre? Apparently when the victims are Palestinian.

– Susan Kerin

Thank you for pointing out again for the biased US media what the Palestinians have been screaming for decades.

Operation Cast Lead As the Israelis continue to escalate the conflict in Gaza...
Understanding Gaza Better I did a post on Understanding Gaza a few days...
Israel seizes $1 million from West Bank banks I have tried for a long time not to bring...

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